Copy/Pasted from my Facebook:

Activities:
Competitive small-bore and high-power rifle shooting for Middlefield Rifle club, Blue Trail Range, and The CSRRA Team. (2006-2008)

UCONN Sexperts

UCONN Skeet and Trap Team

President of the UCONN Pistol and Rifle Club

UCONN Army ROTC

Meat-Taunting

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Interests:
I'm really into competitive rifle shooting and gun collecting (I only have six, but you gotta start somewhere).
I competed the 2007 National Smallbore Rifle Championships at Camp Perry, Ohio. I had an absolute BLAST!

I also love to cook.

Taunting women with meat.

Quoting Phil, and referring to Phil in the third person. This amuses Phil.

One of my favorite things to do is to teach people how to shoot. Ask me if you want to learn.
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Favorite Music:
Mostly Classic Rock and various types of METAL, but I've become less picky lately.

My favorite bands, in no particular order: Rob Zombie, System of a Down, Children of Bodom, NaNuchKa, Mudvayne, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Five Finger Death Punch, Static-X, Godsmack, The Eagles, Creedence Clearwater Revival, 3 Doors Down, Flight of the Conchords, Dethklok, Electric Six, among many others.

I hate most gangster rap and whiny country music with a passion. A repetitive synthesizer beat and an idiot in the background screaming "what?" does not constitute music. Neither does drunken bitching about how yer wimmen folk up 'nd left you, or rednecks yodeling about how much they love their truck/beer/country/ex-lover.

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Favorite TV Shows:
Modern Marvels, How It's Made, Dirty Jobs, Mail Call, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Scrubs

INVADER ZIM!

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Favorite Movies:
-The Shawshank Redemption.
-Fight Club.
-Munich.
-The Hunt for Red October.
-A Beautiful Mind.
-V for Vendetta
-This is Spinal Tap.
-Monty Python's various bits of wonderment
-Team America: World Police.
-Pan's Labyrinth
-Flash Gordon
-Shark Attack III

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Favorite Books:
Anything by either Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, or, with one wonderful book, both.

The Hitchhikers Guide series, by Douglas Adams

Dune, by Frank Herbert

1984 by George Orwell

V for Vendetta by Allan Moore and David Lloyd

About Me:
I'm a liberal, Democrat, Jewish member of the NRA who believes in evolution, stem cell research, that the death penalty should be exercised more often, that medicinal marijuana should be legalized, supports a woman's right to choose, hopes that reincarnation is real, and guards his guns and his Macintosh computers with a passion. Although, I no longer have a kick-ass beard. RIP Beard.

I have a deep and ethical respect for human life... unless it gets in my way.

I want to be a Biology Teacher when I get out of the Army.

I'm a red-blooded American citizen. I love my country and plan to serve in the military after college and am currently in Army ROTC. And because I am a patriotic, voting citizen, I have the right to criticize my government. If you don't live here, and/or you don't love the ideals that this country was founded on, shut the fuck up and keep your damn opinions to yourself.

The highest compliment that I can pay someone or something is "entertaining." It holds a meaning to me, and I appreciate all those who have succeeded.